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The Polytones are a high tech trio based in Southampton Hamphire. They cover a wide repertoire from strict tempo to current chart hits and are popular for creating an excellent atmosphere wherever they are booked.

Expect to pay prices around the following.

Any day of the week:

£595 for up to 3 hours of music, including breaks.

Travel fees may be charged for distances over 40 miles from Southampton.

IMPORTANT: Prices are given as a guide ONLY. Please click here for further information on Pricing.

function bands

Various, new and old. Ability to learn new songs if requested in advance.

Vocals, Guitar, Bass.

Example songs include: I drove all Night, Groovejet, I get a kick Outta You, Closest Thing to Crazy, Uptown Girl, Natural Woman, Moonlight in Vermont, and more….

Having extensively cruised during the 1990's, the Polytones now entertain in hotels along the South Coast of England, performing at corporate dinner dances, Masonic Lodges, wedding and private functions.

Vocals, Guitar and Bass are performed live and the sound is further enhanced by MIDI technology and a high quality PA system.

Yvonne Lorraine is an extremely accomplished and experienced vocalist, equally at home on stage or in the studio. She has travelled the world performing cabaret, appearing in production shows and fronting bands. Yvonne's enthusiastic, fun approach to an audience normally wins them over!

Mick and Bob Williams have been professional session musicians for over 25 years, backing many known International cabaret acts and touring extensively throughout the UK, Switzerland , Spain, Italy, Germany and America. All Polytones tracks are arranged and produced by Mick and Bob.

The Polytones are experienced cruisers! During the 1990’s Polytones extensively cruised around the world. During this time they expanded on their repertoire to include all necessary styles of music to accommodate most cruise themes. Ballroom, Latin American, Old Tyme, Jive, Rock ‘n’ Roll and modern Pop Music are all covered.


Looking for a band for your special day? Look no further, the Polytones have performed at many weddings. Here are some excerpts from a selection of thank you letter we have received after the honeymoon!

"Thank you so much for playing at our wedding …..We and all our guests had a wonderful time and the music was fantastic!"
Hannah and Steve

"Many people commented to us how good you were and how you read the occasion so well, it really adds to the event when a band can get the dance floor full and you succeeded brilliantly, thank you".
Sarah and Nick

Let us know any special musical requirements and we will incorporate them during the evening. Enjoy the occasion while we entertain your guests. From the first dance, you can rely on our professional experience to make it a night to remember.


It’s party time, Birthday, Anniversary, in fact any excuse for a good time! Polytones will provide the very best party music to get everyone dancing, this means you!

This is the perfect excuse to make a fool of yourself in public and get away with it …. and that’s just the band!!!

Join I the fun, let the good times roll, do your thing, be a dancing queen, do the twist, boogie on down and get in contact to book the Polytones today!

Masonic Dinners

If you are looking for a Band for your Ladies Festival, you’ve found the right place. The Polytones work with or without a Toastmaster. If you do not require a Pianist, they can provide background music throughout your dinner to include Grace, Ladies Song and The National Anthem.

After Dinner and Speeches, they will provide you with suitable dance music to ensure a successful evening. To finish the evening they will end with the traditional Auld Lang Syne, For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow, (Land Of Hope And Glory, Rule Britannia) and The National Anthem.

There are no strangers here, only friends you have not yet met”.

Clubs and Associations

Sing along to your favourite songs (after bingo of course!). Enjoy a quickstep, waltz, rock ‘n’ roll. Jive, do the twist, line dance and any other dance you care to think of, all to your favourite songs from the fifties, sixties, seventies, right up to chart hits of today. Whatever you fancy we’ll do our best to play for your pleasure and entertainment and all at a sensible volume that doesn’t interfere with your conversation.

The Polytones are established, reliably and punctual with Public Liability Insurance and correct PAT Certificates for all their electrical equipment.

Demo Downloads:
File Name
Natural Woman
704 KB
Closest Thing To Crazy
416 KB
444 KB
I Drove All Night
363 KB
I Get A Kick
485 KB
Moonlight In Vermont
387 KB
Always Something
372 KB
385 KB
Uptown Girl
366 KB
The Walk
423 KB

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